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2026.09.15 OPINION

Regulators just mandated a robust watermark that a proof says cannot exist.

The EU AI Act requires AI output to be marked in a robust, reliable way. A formal impossibility theorem says strong watermarking cannot exist. Five words in the statute carry the collision.

2026.08.29 OPINION

Your empirical privacy defense never beat the DP-SGD baseline you declined to run.

Heuristic privacy defenses report safety by beating weak attacks on average-case samples. Audit them honestly and they leak about 10x more — and lose to the provable DP-SGD baseline they never ran, even one whose formal epsilon is vacuous.

2026.08.12 OPINION

"Open weights" tells you the license, not whether anyone can rebuild the model.

A weights file under a permissive license is not a reproducible model. The two are different claims, the gap between them is most of the pipeline, and in 2025 the gap got wider, not narrower.

2026.06.10 OPINION

"Agentic" has stopped meaning anything.

Two leading labs publish two different definitions of the word. In a single meeting it covers a lone tool call and a fully autonomous loop. A skeptic's taxonomy of what teams actually mean by agentic — and the four specific things to say instead.

2026.01.30 OPINION

Most agent demos are lying about the latency. Here is the math.

A 4-second agent looks great on stage and falls over in production. The demo has a few tricks. Once you see them, the latency claims of every other framework get a lot less impressive.

2025.12.20 OPINION

On-chain agents are not the same as agents that touch chains.

Four levels of agent-chain integration, three of which are conflated in every pitch deck. A short field guide to what people actually mean when they say "on-chain agent."

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